"There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses."
Andrew Jackson
Delivered: August 25, 2024
"Integrity is the essence of everything successful."
R. Buckminster Fuller
Delivered: August 2, 2024
"If you take no risks, you will suffer no defeats. But if you take no risks, you win no victories."
Richard M. Nixon
Delivered: August 3, 2024
"Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others."
Orson Welles
Delivered: August 27, 2024
"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is."
Demetri Martin
Delivered: August 15, 2024
"Land really is the best art."
Andy Warhol
Delivered: August 21, 2024
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want."
William Tecumseh Sherman
Delivered: August 5, 2024
"I'm from Connecticut, and we don't have any dialects. Well, I don't think we have any dialects, and yeah, it's very complex. That Rhode Island/Massachusetts New England region is arguably the hardest dialect to nail."
Seth MacFarlane
Delivered: August 26, 2024
"When I look at the world I'm pessimistic, but when I look at people I am optimistic."
Carl Rogers
Delivered: August 28, 2024
"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."
George W. Bush
Delivered: August 11, 2024
"Mystery is something that appeals to most everybody."
Angela Lansbury
Delivered: August 17, 2024
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Delivered: August 29, 2024
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
P. J. O'Rourke
Delivered: August 31, 2024
"Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work."
Bette Davis
Delivered: August 18, 2024
"The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
H. P. Lovecraft
Delivered: August 24, 2024
"A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa."
Mark Zuckerberg
Delivered: August 4, 2024
"Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next."
Jonas Salk
Delivered: August 6, 2024
"Freeing yourself was one thing; claiming ownership of that freed self was another."
Toni Morrison
Delivered: August 14, 2024
"To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'"
Christopher Hitchens
Delivered: August 30, 2024
"Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul - and sings the tunes without the words - and never stops at all."
Emily Dickinson
Delivered: August 13, 2024
"People say money ain't nothing; money is basically everything."
Meek Mill
Delivered: August 8, 2024
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten."
Calvin Coolidge
Delivered: August 12, 2024
"You are not going to silence me. You are not going to silence America. You are literally like a little gangster thug. Rubio just threatened to silence me."
Alex Jones
Delivered: August 23, 2024
"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said."
Peter Drucker
Delivered: August 10, 2024
"I got different moods. Like, if I'm in a good mood, I listen to 'Up' by Thug. If I'm not in a good mood, I'll listen to 'King TROUP' - that's a real emotional one."
Lil Uzi Vert
Delivered: August 16, 2024
"I learned the value of hard work by working hard."
Margaret Mead
Delivered: August 19, 2024
"Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace."
Amelia Earhart
Delivered: August 7, 2024
"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
Isaac Asimov
Delivered: August 9, 2024
"A place deserves somewhere to eat lunch."
John Fetterman
Delivered: August 20, 2024
"The way positive reinforcement is carried out is more important than the amount."
B. F. Skinner
Delivered: September 1, 2024
"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."
Harry S Truman
Delivered: August 22, 2024