2024 APRIL

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"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"

Mitch Hedberg

Delivered: April 6, 2024

"Check your ego at the door. The ego can be the great success inhibitor. It can kill opportunities, and it can kill success."

Dwayne Johnson

Delivered: April 16, 2024

"I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was."

Muhammad Ali

Delivered: April 22, 2024

"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win."

Zig Ziglar

Delivered: April 3, 2024

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature."

Marilyn Monroe

Delivered: April 18, 2024

"I'm here to spread a message of hope. Follow your heart. Don't follow what you've been told you're supposed to do."

J. Cole

Delivered: April 8, 2024

"Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?"

T. S. Eliot

Delivered: April 21, 2024

"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."

Vince Lombardi

Delivered: April 24, 2024

"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

Walt Whitman

Delivered: April 2, 2024

"Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness."

Napoleon Hill

Delivered: April 10, 2024

"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it."

William Arthur Ward

Delivered: April 29, 2024

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson

Delivered: April 30, 2024

"The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?"

Edgar Allan Poe

Delivered: April 7, 2024

"Predicting rain doesn't count. Building arks does."

Warren Buffett

Delivered: April 14, 2024

"The problem isn't that Johnny can't read. The problem isn't even that Johnny can't think. The problem is that Johnny doesn't know what thinking is; he confuses it with feeling."

Thomas Sowell

Delivered: April 20, 2024

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Will Rogers

Delivered: April 12, 2024

"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently."

Henry Ford

Delivered: April 13, 2024

"All I can do is be me, whoever that is."

Bob Dylan

Delivered: April 25, 2024

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

George Carlin

Delivered: April 26, 2024

"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go."

Dr. Seuss

Delivered: April 4, 2024

"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."

Walt Disney

Delivered: April 28, 2024

"There is no 'i' in team but there is in win."

Michael Jordan

Delivered: May 1, 2024

"If you stop at general math, you're only going to make general math money."

Snoop Dogg

Delivered: April 9, 2024

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."

Kurt Cobain

Delivered: April 11, 2024

"I'd be more frightened by not using whatever abilities I'd been given. I'd be more frightened by procrastination and laziness."

Denzel Washington

Delivered: April 15, 2024

"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen."

John F. Kennedy

Delivered: April 17, 2024

"Greatness is not guarding yourself from the people; greatness is being accepted by the people."

Mike Tyson

Delivered: April 19, 2024

"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them."

John C. Maxwell

Delivered: April 23, 2024

"Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Delivered: April 27, 2024

"I've been through all the bad parts of the streets."

Lil Baby

Delivered: April 5, 2024