"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
Mitch Hedberg
Delivered: April 6, 2024
"Check your ego at the door. The ego can be the great success inhibitor. It can kill opportunities, and it can kill success."
Dwayne Johnson
Delivered: April 16, 2024
"I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was."
Muhammad Ali
Delivered: April 22, 2024
"You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win."
Zig Ziglar
Delivered: April 3, 2024
"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature."
Marilyn Monroe
Delivered: April 18, 2024
"I'm here to spread a message of hope. Follow your heart. Don't follow what you've been told you're supposed to do."
J. Cole
Delivered: April 8, 2024
"Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?"
T. S. Eliot
Delivered: April 21, 2024
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."
Vince Lombardi
Delivered: April 24, 2024
"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."
Walt Whitman
Delivered: April 2, 2024
"Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness."
Napoleon Hill
Delivered: April 10, 2024
"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it."
William Arthur Ward
Delivered: April 29, 2024
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson
Delivered: April 30, 2024
"The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?"
Edgar Allan Poe
Delivered: April 7, 2024
"Predicting rain doesn't count. Building arks does."
Warren Buffett
Delivered: April 14, 2024
"The problem isn't that Johnny can't read. The problem isn't even that Johnny can't think. The problem is that Johnny doesn't know what thinking is; he confuses it with feeling."
Thomas Sowell
Delivered: April 20, 2024
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers
Delivered: April 12, 2024
"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently."
Henry Ford
Delivered: April 13, 2024
"All I can do is be me, whoever that is."
Bob Dylan
Delivered: April 25, 2024
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
George Carlin
Delivered: April 26, 2024
"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go."
Dr. Seuss
Delivered: April 4, 2024
"I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."
Walt Disney
Delivered: April 28, 2024
"There is no 'i' in team but there is in win."
Michael Jordan
Delivered: May 1, 2024
"If you stop at general math, you're only going to make general math money."
Snoop Dogg
Delivered: April 9, 2024
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."
Kurt Cobain
Delivered: April 11, 2024
"I'd be more frightened by not using whatever abilities I'd been given. I'd be more frightened by procrastination and laziness."
Denzel Washington
Delivered: April 15, 2024
"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen."
John F. Kennedy
Delivered: April 17, 2024
"Greatness is not guarding yourself from the people; greatness is being accepted by the people."
Mike Tyson
Delivered: April 19, 2024
"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them."
John C. Maxwell
Delivered: April 23, 2024
"Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Delivered: April 27, 2024
"I've been through all the bad parts of the streets."
Lil Baby
Delivered: April 5, 2024