"The Muslims are, as a group, attacking people because under the Quran, there is the house of Islam, and outside of it, there's the house of war."
Alex Jones
Delivered: February 5, 2024
"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours."
Harry S Truman
Delivered: February 4, 2024
"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."
Andy Warhol
Delivered: February 3, 2024
"Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time."
H. P. Lovecraft
Delivered: February 6, 2024
"I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and if you'd crossed the street two minutes later, you'd have been hit by a car, but you'd never know it. I'm sure that kind of stuff happens all the time."
Seth MacFarlane
Delivered: February 8, 2024
"If you've seen the 'Shawshank Redemption' and if you think Morgan Freeman's character should have died in prison, vote for the other person. And if you think, and you believe in redemption, and a second chance, you know, I'm your candidate."
John Fetterman
Delivered: February 2, 2024
"If the Union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in fields of battle and determined by the sword."
Andrew Jackson
Delivered: February 7, 2024
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do."
B. F. Skinner
Delivered: February 14, 2024
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
P. J. O'Rourke
Delivered: February 13, 2024
"My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation."
Al Yankovic
Delivered: February 28, 2024
"The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit."
Morgan Freeman
Delivered: February 21, 2024
"In my early professional years I was asking the question: How can I treat, or cure, or change this person? Now I would phrase the question in this way: How can I provide a relationship which this person may use for his own personal growth?"
Carl Rogers
Delivered: February 10, 2024
"In order to find yourself, who you really are, you got to be with yourself; you got to hang out with yourself."
Post Malone
Delivered: February 24, 2024
"There are no second acts in American lives."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Delivered: February 11, 2024
"Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win."
Bobby Knight
Delivered: February 15, 2024
"Lives of great men all remind us, we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us, footprints on the sands of time."
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Delivered: February 17, 2024
"Happiness is only real when shared."
Christopher McCandless
Delivered: February 25, 2024
"I think that the power is the principle. The principle of moving forward, as though you have the confidence to move forward, eventually gives you confidence when you look back and see what you've done."
Robert Downey, Jr.
Delivered: February 26, 2024
"Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds."
Norman Vincent Peale
Delivered: February 29, 2024
"Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?"
Jack Kerouac
Delivered: February 23, 2024
"My failures have been errors in judgment, not of intent."
Ulysses S. Grant
Delivered: February 22, 2024
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein
Delivered: February 16, 2024
"It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment."
Ansel Adams
Delivered: February 27, 2024
"A gentleman is never rude except on purpose - I can honestly be nasty sober, believe you me."
Christopher Hitchens
Delivered: February 12, 2024
"Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck."
Orson Welles
Delivered: February 9, 2024
"You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness."
Julia Roberts
Delivered: February 18, 2024
"I don't want to be something that just comes and goes."
Kendrick Lamar
Delivered: February 19, 2024
"And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt."
Sylvia Plath
Delivered: March 1, 2024
"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."
Elbert Hubbard
Delivered: February 20, 2024