"I learned that very often the most intolerant and narrow-minded people are the ones who congratulate themselves on their tolerance and open-mindedness."
Christopher Hitchens
Delivered: June 22, 2022
"Into each life some rain must fall."
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Delivered: June 27, 2022
"Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not: the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."
Calvin Coolidge
Delivered: June 4, 2022
"I have said this before. Donald Trump is very popular in Pennsylvania. We cannot afford to underestimate his popularity in our state. And I have emphasized that continuously."
John Fetterman
Delivered: June 12, 2022
"I weep for the liberty of my country when I see at this early day of its successful experiment that corruption has been imputed to many members of the House of Representatives, and the rights of the people have been bartered for promises of office."
Andrew Jackson
Delivered: June 17, 2022
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Delivered: June 21, 2022
"Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen."
Morgan Freeman
Delivered: July 1, 2022
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."
H. P. Lovecraft
Delivered: June 16, 2022
"She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind."
Toni Morrison
Delivered: June 6, 2022
"If I'm gonna tell a real story, I'm gonna start with my name."
Kendrick Lamar
Delivered: June 29, 2022
"Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality."
Emily Dickinson
Delivered: June 5, 2022
"I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal."
Seth MacFarlane
Delivered: June 18, 2022
"Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant."
Julia Roberts
Delivered: June 28, 2022
"The best way to predict the future is to create it."
Peter Drucker
Delivered: June 2, 2022
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."
Margaret Mead
Delivered: June 11, 2022
"A failure is not always a mistake, it may simply be the best one can do under the circumstances. The real mistake is to stop trying."
B. F. Skinner
Delivered: June 23, 2022
"I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."
Bette Davis
Delivered: June 10, 2022
"Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art."
Andy Warhol
Delivered: June 13, 2022
"The reason there's so many gay people now is because it's a chemical warfare operation, and I have the government documents where they said they're going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so that people don't have children."
Alex Jones
Delivered: June 15, 2022
"I've never been particularly aware of my age. It's like being on a bicycle - I just put my foot down and keep going."
Angela Lansbury
Delivered: June 9, 2022
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."
Harry S Truman
Delivered: June 14, 2022
"Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended."
George W. Bush
Delivered: June 3, 2022
"Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral."
Demetri Martin
Delivered: June 7, 2022
"The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination."
Carl Rogers
Delivered: June 20, 2022
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!"
Bobby Knight
Delivered: June 26, 2022
"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."
Orson Welles
Delivered: June 19, 2022
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
Robert A. Heinlein
Delivered: June 25, 2022
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard
Delivered: June 30, 2022
"I'm just doing me, and to me, that's what got me this far."
Lil Uzi Vert
Delivered: June 8, 2022
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
P. J. O'Rourke
Delivered: June 24, 2022