"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore."
P.J. O'Rourke
Delivered: October 18, 2024
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."
George Washington
Delivered: October 17, 2024
"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Delivered: October 16, 2024
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Delivered: October 15, 2024
"The greatest gift is the ability to forget - to forget the bad things and focus on the good."
Joe Biden
Delivered: October 14, 2024
"We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve."
Bill Gates
Delivered: October 13, 2024
"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them."
Bruce Lee
Delivered: October 12, 2024
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
Steven Wright
Delivered: October 11, 2024
"Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected."
Steve Jobs
Delivered: October 10, 2024
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Groucho Marx
Delivered: October 9, 2024
"If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them and to promote their common welfare - all else is lost."
Barack Obama
Delivered: October 8, 2024
"We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately."
Benjamin Franklin
Delivered: October 7, 2024
"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."
Ronald Reagan
Delivered: October 6, 2024
"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."
Helen Keller
Delivered: October 5, 2024
"Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing."
Theodore Roosevelt
Delivered: October 4, 2024
"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours."
Henry David Thoreau
Delivered: October 3, 2024
"I'm Southern, I'm gay, I'm little - I get Ma'am'd a lot on the phone."
Leslie Jordan
Delivered: October 2, 2024
"I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Kanye West
Delivered: October 1, 2024
"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."
Abraham Lincoln
Delivered: September 30, 2024
"We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated."
Maya Angelou
Delivered: September 29, 2024
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
Mark Twain
Delivered: September 28, 2024
"The curse of covetousness is that it destroys manhood by substituting money for character."
Lucy Larcom
Delivered: September 27, 2024
"Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings."
Anais Nin
Delivered: September 26, 2024
"A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man."
e. e. cummings
Delivered: September 25, 2024
"One of the key qualities a leader must possess is the ability to detach from the chaos, mayhem, and emotions in a situation and make good, clear decisions based on what is actually happening."
Jocko Willink
Delivered: September 24, 2024